Plasticmortal    PROFILE   GALLERY   BLOGS   GUESTBOOK   FRIENDS   FAVORITES   GIFTS   Your Ad Here 17 Jul 2008, 10:39 pm / Happy If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? If man evolved from monkeys and apes,why do we still have monkeys and apes? Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done? How did a fool and his money get together? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner? Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? Why aren’t hot pads hot? If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it? If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing? If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn? Why dont sheep shrink when it rains? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If a man with mutiple personalties threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation? If vegetarions eat vegtables.. what do huminitarians eat? Can an oriental person become disoriented? If superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside? Why is everything that goes by watr “car”go and everything by land is “ship”ment! If “bra” is singular why is “Panties” plural? If electricity comes from electrons what does morality come from? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why did they make a song about it? If corn syrup is made from corn, and veggie oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? If money does not grow on trees, why then do banks have branches? Why is the word abbreviation so long? Who cares how much wood a wood-chuck could-chuck? Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice? If all of the demons cast out of Beelzebub entered the pigs, would that have made it deviled ham? When your laying on your stomach your legs are backwards but your arms are frontwards but if you lay on your back your arms are still frontwards. why????? Why is it that you never hear of a psychic winning the lottery? What would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror? What would you do for a Klondike bar? Why did they skip the “E” in the grading system? Does Victoria have a secret? If we haven’t found other intelligent life but it is out there, doesn’t that make us dumb? If swimming is such a good exercise why are whales fo fat?