Cassie1963    PROFILE   GALLERY   BLOGS   GUESTBOOK   FRIENDS   FAVORITES   GIFTS   Your Ad Here 21 Dec 2007, 2:38 pm / Lonely Driving my friend Bill and his girlfriend to the airport, I passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer. Bill's girlfriend glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her?" "No," Bill corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, then you'd look like her." *************** An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and yelled, 'I sent my daughter in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales.' The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, ' Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your daughter....'